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外国人看麻球
有个好吃的洋人，从中国带了几个麻球回国去，逢人便说：“你们看中国的麻球，真稀奇！ 没有洞，豆沙是怎么放进去的？再说，你们看，这芝麻，一颗颗地贴，需要多少时间啊！” A foreigner took some sesame ball back to home country, and tell his freinds:" look at it, this is Chinese snack! No hole, how can they put the mixer inside? Also, look at the sesame, it must take a long time to paste them on one by one!" |
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中国太奇妙了
有位美国朋友访问了中国后，对翻译说：“你们的中国太奇妙了，尤其是文字方面。譬如：
‘中国队大胜美国队’，是说中国队胜了；而‘中国队大败美国队’，又是说中国队胜了。总之，胜利永远属于你们。”
有位美国朋友访问了中国后，对翻译说：“你们的中国太奇妙了，尤其是文字方面。譬如：
‘中国队大胜美国队’，是说中国队胜了；而‘中国队大败美国队’，又是说中国队胜了。总之，胜利永远属于你们。”
无法控制
一位外国留学生在大陆某地参加“普通话演讲比赛”，他的开场白是这样的：“诸位女士、诸位先生，我首先得向各位道歉，我的普通话说得不好。我与贵国语文的关系就如同我跟太太的关系一样，我很爱它，却又无法控制它。”
A Foreigner is making a speech in Chinese. This is what he started with:" Ladies and gentlemen, my Chinese is not very good. My relationship with your language just like my relationship with my wife - I love her, but I can't control her."
一位外国留学生在大陆某地参加“普通话演讲比赛”，他的开场白是这样的：“诸位女士、诸位先生，我首先得向各位道歉，我的普通话说得不好。我与贵国语文的关系就如同我跟太太的关系一样，我很爱它，却又无法控制它。”
A Foreigner is making a speech in Chinese. This is what he started with:" Ladies and gentlemen, my Chinese is not very good. My relationship with your language just like my relationship with my wife - I love her, but I can't control her."