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外国人看麻球 
  
  有个好吃的洋人,从中国带了几个麻球回国去,逢人便说:“你们看中国的麻球,真稀奇! 

  没有洞,豆沙是怎么放进去的?再说,你们看,这芝麻,一颗颗地贴,需要多少时间啊!” 
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A foreigner took some sesame ball back to home country, and tell his freinds:" look at it, this is Chinese snack! No hole, how can they put the 

mixer inside? Also, look at the sesame, it must take a long time to paste them on one by one!"

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中国太奇妙了 

  有位美国朋友访问了中国后,对翻译说:“你们的中国太奇妙了,尤其是文字方面。譬如: 

  ‘中国队大胜美国队’,是说中国队胜了;而‘中国队大败美国队’,又是说中国队胜了。总之,胜利永远属于你们。” 

无法控制 

  一位外国留学生在大陆某地参加“普通话演讲比赛”,他的开场白是这样的:“诸位女士、诸位先生,我首先得向各位道歉,我的普通话说得不好。我与贵国语文的关系就如同我跟太太的关系一样,我很爱它,却又无法控制它。” 
A Foreigner is making a speech in Chinese. This is what he started with:" Ladies and gentlemen, my Chinese is not very good. My relationship with your language just like my relationship with my wife - I love her, but I can't control her." ​

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